Thought I'd at least do this to show some signs of life, no? And it seemed fun
Nice way to relieve some of the school stress, too... Let's go!
0. This Pokemon is you:
1. This Pokemon is your best friend:
WHY DOES MY BEST FRIEND GET TO LOOK MORE AWESOME THAN ME, THAT BELONGS TO ME AND ME ONLY.
(Good grief, I have a Palkia as a best friend, heck yeah.)
2. This Pokemon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Bring out the spoopy.
(You have no idea how terrifying this would be. My boss right now is amazing.)
3. This Pokemon is your partner for your science project:
Let's talk about psychic abilities.
(To be honest, that's kind of creepy. Cool in it's own way, though.)
4. This Pokemon is looking for every possible way to murder you:
I DEFEAT YOU IN POKEMON RUMBLE ONE TIME---
(Eeyep, terrifying. I'd be squished.)
5. This Pokemon is your mother-in-law:
. . . Are you a demon in disguise.
(Why is one of my favorite Pokemon my mother-in-law. At least she looks harmless.)
6. This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
He gon' screw ya'll up.
(I can just picture him looking like a total murderer on the outside and being a little sweetheart on the inside, oh my gosh.)
7. This Pokemon is your ex:
That's what you get for using those horns of yours.
(I can't see why I broke up with him.)
8. This Pokemon stalks your every waking moment:
Please don't murder me.
(Another favorite, come on, don't be creepy.)
9. This Pokemon likes to snuggle with you:
A warm bundle of feathers. Nice.
(That'd be great, no joke.)
10. This Pokemon ate all your cake:
YOU LITERALLY JUST FLOP ON YOUR SIDE, HOW DID YOU DO THAT.
(I can only wonder.)
11. This Pokemon is what you felt in bed last night:
I believe it.
(I'm scared to know what exactly I felt.)
12. This Pokemon punched your mom:
SO GOING INTO MY ED WASN'T ENOUGH AND YOU JUST HAD TO EVOLVE AND PUNCH MY MOM.
(Freaking creepy, man.)
13. This Pokemon will do anything to steal your shoes:
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LEGS???
(It probably dreams of having legs, therefore steals my shoes. I believe it.)
14. This Pokemon died by your own hands:
Long live the king.
(Pun intended. And a really bad one at it. I feel bad for killing a Pokemon, though.)
15. This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life:
(Huh, a Meowth. I expected something else, but alrighty then.)
16. This Pokemon reads you bedtime stories:
(I'd be having nightmares.)
17. This Pokemon is your loving pet:
. . . I'll take it. You know, so long as it's snot doesn't land on anything important. Or me.
(It's adorable, though, I'd totally hug it if I could.)
18. This Pokemon is your creepy dentist:
. . . I believe it.
(In reality, my dentist is super nice.)
19. This Pokemon is what you dream about every night:
I CAME IN WITH A SEEEENTREEET--- *smacked to no end*
(He's big and fluffy and I wanna hug him if I ever dreamed about him.)
20. This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
(Yup, I'd keep it.)
21. This Pokemon plays with you in an alternate universe:
(No joke, I love this Pokemon, and I would freaking love to play with it in an alternate universe.)
22. This Pokemon is your guardian angel:
OH MY GOSH, YES, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. ESPECIALLY IF IT EVOLVES.
(I love Axew's. Not my complete favorite, but they're adorable.)
23. This Pokemon wants to draw with you:
Oh my God, no.
(Those would be quite the creepy drawings... Halloween themed stuff, anyone?)
24. This Pokemon is the first you will encounter:
I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY.
25. This Pokemon will come take care of you when you can't?
YES YES, VERY GOOD.
(I would love to have a Flabebe taking care of me, actually.)
26. This Pokemon will be the cause of your death:
. . . I believe it.
(I don't remember ever catching one of these...)
27.This Pokemon loves to steal your hats:
. . . I'll allow it. You're too adorable to say no to especially when you're my guardian angel.
(Why did he appear twice.)
28. This Pokemon always borrows money from you:
I'd be terrified not to give it the money it wants.
(I want a Pyroar so freaking badly.)
29. This Pokemon loves to play video games with you:
Let's do this.
(How would it grab the remote, though...)
30. This Pokemon is in charge of tagging people:
FIRE AWAY, MESPRIT, YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
I ain't tagging anyone, don't worry. In fact, I'm gonna end it here now before I pass out from exhaustion
See you all next journal! Or, deviation, whichever comes first.